You can’t see or feel it because of the Space Age, very immense Nuclear (my Uncle, blah, blah very good at The Nuclear)... but it repels Mexicans and triples the deficit because of how hard we’re winning the war on imported steel.

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

Oh please. Ivanka’s lungs were probably made in China out of a polyester/rayon itchy blend that will tear and/or shrink the first time anyone uses them. Bonus: even though they’d original cost $900, you could find them in the discount bin at TJ Maxx for $5.99.

If only those 755,000 people had invested in the stock market, they’d be....

The great white male hope didn’t win his unwinbable race, so they don’t care much about the womenfolk.  I mean, did any of them even skateboard? 

“I like states that don’t catch on fire, okay?”

Not hard with that eye patch fucker in there.

Can you picture being the intern who totes Mel’s diary around?

If these people are so scared of socialism, someone should tell them not to vote then. By voting, they are participating in socialism

What is the point of this show if Salem doesn’t get to be quippy and pathetic and relatable as hell?

Yeah, the minute I see it marched out as some marketing item TV stars are coached to say at press junkets, I lose any and all interest in that aspect of the production. If the show is appropriately “woke,” let the critics discover that organically. Using it as a front-loaded selling point is just crass, and strikes me…

he went off to the store and came home by himself

Van Gogh is pronounced with that kkcchhhg in the back of your throat, though, it’s not ‘van go’. I can’t even pronounce it as the Dutch do, else I go into a coughing fit. (And I took German in school, so I thought I had this whole guttural thing down. But no.)

Always look forward to your UK updates. Stay safe over your part of the country. The wind and rain is pretty bad here in Hampshire. 

The Republicans didn’t just throw out those famous “Binders full of women” after all.

more like a middle finger!  Amirite?

Holy shit! That’s my old childhood Rabbi! He dressed up as a ninja turtle for Purim one year!

This is the real Republican position on women and abortion:

“The Jews who died in the Holocaust had a chance to laugh, play, sing, dance, learn, and love each other.”