hypotenuse allergy

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

On behalf of my fellow Aussies, I apologise. When I travel to the US next year I will endeavour to tip over & above!

I had an Australian family tell me they had just gotten to the states and asked if I could explain the proper way to tip at restaurants while here. AWESOME

I'm coming to the US for the first time in May and I am so terrified I'm going to be offending/pissing people off by not tipping enough or missing somebody I should have tipped but didn't realise that I've been grilling people here in the comments section for months now so I don't get it wrong. Also, my friends and I…

I have straight up told Australians I was sitting next to at one of my locals. I'm friends with some of the staff, but even if I hadn't been, they still would have been called out.

Mrs. Free A-Rod gives me a hard time for over-tipping. She's a pretty solid 20-25% tipper pretty much regardless of good or bad dining experience, I start there and then go up for better service or whatever. I'm also really lazy (but good at math) and just round bills up to a nice even dollar amount around that…

I've come to realize my by is very impatient when it comes to service. Annoys me so much. I've called him out on it a few times and feel bad for our servers. Especially as someone that has patience and is a good tipper.

I seriously hate all stories that involve fucking with people's food. Gross.

The first story where the asshole thought it was funny to call a hard working server a bitch sent me into a blind rage. What the hell is wrong with people? Go out to eat or for drinks and be a decent person. Be nice to your server and tip well. It ain't that hard. You don't need to be best friends with your server and…

"Short me fifty cents, huh? Short me fifty cents?! I'll show him fifty cents with my chicken BALLS!"

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

NEVER CROSS A DRAG QUEEN

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Who leaves a cheap tip on a date? I'm in a long term relationship now, but that's an instant dealbreaker. I don't date cheap assholes who want to steal from waiters...

I refuse to go to Lord Hobo, a beer bar near me, because I walked in once and there were two guys at the bar debating whether or not Pretty Things, a local brewer, had sold out because they had coasters now.

Don't forget the hybrid beer douche. That's the guy who comes in stroking his carefully groomed chin pubes, looking to get blasted on some 849% ABV microbrew only six people on a commune have heard of. He gives me an incredulous eyeroll when I tell him to choose from the 145 beers I do actually carry. Sorry, buddy,…

Making the pumpkin peach ale thing even dumber: Just last week AB InBev bought a craft brewer in Seattle called Elysian, who made a pumpkin peach Amber ale called Gourdgia On My Mind.

It's also interesting how people who don't respect "lowly" servers are always the same ones who expect perfect service.