Red shoes and nail polish sound like very cool touches.

Oooook. I would have inappropriately turned your mom's behavior into a drinking game.

You're short about 8 "likes" in that first sentence.

Big mistake, big, HUGE.

And seriously, aren't they already paying the strippers in respect? Who cares about paying rent when you have the satisfaction of being surrounded by "safe people" who feel adequately guilty about appropriating the male gaze?

Selfish, childish stuff right here.

Just remember, when she gets married, there will be two brides; her and the kind of woman would would marry her. They will both have bridesmaids. They will both be sending bridesmaids emails. Think about that.

I'm down for strip club fun.

My Lord, this is a twelve point email for one evening's excursion to a strip club.

nailed it

Yeah, at this rate, they'll all grow up to be anti vaxxers!

"Well sweetie, when a man and a woman love each other, the woman touches the man's penis area and the man touches her vagina area..."- Meghan to her future kids.

Here's a picture of Meghan taken during her recent trip to the beach:

Maybe she has a full length bathing costume?

Jessica,

are you the same person who hired a PI and found the ex/mistress visiting 5 Kohls a day?

You are so right. It is SO much harder to get into KKG than Harvard. Glad you cleared that up for us.

::gavel gavel gavel::

A couple thoughts,

My fiancee is on board with my basketball card hobby, my video game hobby, but NOT my vinyl collection.