At least Drake is going to stop texting her now 

Emotional and physical abuse?

(insert yachting gif here) 

Oh I’d forgotten that. Maybe not a red herring maybe establishing he can ride to set up an exciting chase scene. 

is anyone else bothered by how the “Gideon rejects his con artist family to do something actually ‘Christian’” and “Jesse finally might suffer consequences for cheating on his wife and generally being a dickhead” subplots from last season were dumped within the first 30-45 seconds of this season?  I thought maybe they…

Yeah. She said she wants to date them because “They’re hot”, not because of their personalities and minds. I mean in all honesty saying you want to date people whose marriage just fell apart before the divorce signatures are even dry because they’re hot is tacky as fuck plain and simple. I bet you’d be every bit as…

Cena was incredible in Trainwreck. I know he was already huge at that point, but he clicked as an undeniable star in that movie in a way that that the Rock never did for me (other than his 5 minute cameo in the Other Guys)

Congrats to “MJ and MJ only?” I mean, the Globes suck, but last night’s winners were pretty diverse and honored a lot of really great performances.  You should also to congratulate Rachel Zegler, Ariana DeBose, Jane Campion, Jean Smart, Andrew Garfield, Michael Keaton, O Yeong-su...

If you know a better way to exchange long protein strings...

Finally, more Barry!

Titane shoved all the zany shit in the first 20 minutes and then went “y’all ever see The Imposter? i hope not, cuz we’re just gonna do that from now until the end of the film”. huge letdown for me, and i’m a big fan of Raw

Titane is all hype. Its a weird movie for sure but that doesn’t qualify it as shoe in for an Oscar nomination. There have been far better films in the past that have been snubbed that have more of a beef with the Academy than Titane does.

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They’ve spent all the funds on the Bear Patrol instead.

There’s no realistic way to warn people of this sort of thing. If I got an emergency text that said “DINOSAUR WARNING!!!” you could bet my idiot ass would wander outside and look around.

I didn’t read the article because I haven’t seen the film, but I wonder if those offspring included Mollie Israel.

Does anyone still give out McDonald’s coupons for a free small fries?

Just curious... why should the B in black be capitalized? It’s not a proper noun, it’s an adjective. Like white or hispanic. Now Asian, I can understand because Asia is a proper noun. Can you explain that for me?

Putting everything else to the side for a second, he’s obviously not seriously claiming he got hacked. The “Y’all know I only do jokes about whites and cops” sorta gives it away.

I don’t think he actually thought anyone would believe him. I took it more as a sarcastic reply by someone who doesn’t feel any actual remorse so he just throws out one of those overused, bullshit nonapology response that we’ve seen a thousand times before as if he’s performing satire.