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She really was a pro and helped Liza keep her dignity. I guess working with Tony Bennett has given her a lot of practice at handling someone like that in front of a crowd.

Everything about the “We don’t Talk About Bruno” performance SCREAMED “opening number.” I wonder if they switched with the Beyonce song at the last minute.

So she wore it on her middle finger, but now that she’s pregnant she’s wearing it on her ring finger... It just fits better with the weight/water gain. Her fingers are probably swollen.

Margot Robbie is too old to be Gen-Z.

Wait until they have sex on a boat.

They’re ruining the show for people who actually watch the Oscars, in an attempt to attract people who still won’t watch the Oscars.

“Power of the Dog” looks like the front-runner

Jon Hamm’s John Ham is pretty good, but I prefer the “Hamm & Buble” restaurant

The tagline in those ads is actually “greatest love story ever SOLD”

I hate family bloggers and You Tube stars, but dammit there is something so likeable about the Holdernesses. 

Isn’t he the front-runner to take home the Best Actor Oscar this year?

Nah, that’s what she was paid for.

Yes, I am no one.

Who holds up Mick Jagger and Jimmy Page as “woke” heroes? Everyone knows they were gross when they were younger and are probably still pretty gross now.

Another difference is sexuality. Johnson’s onscreen image, for an actor whose biggest selling point is his body, is strangely sexless. We never see him do more than chastely kiss his leading lady - if that. I don’t think he would have ever done Cena’s tighty-whitey scenes in “The Suicide Squad,” much less the sex

Sounds interesting, but I’m not even going to consider watching it unless I know in advance: IS THE DOG OK?????

Yeah, the Globes are kinda sucky, but “Congrats to MJ and MJ only” is a shitty take. Lots of first-time winners, some really good performances honored, a woman won Best Director, the Latina actresses from WSS...

Congrats to “MJ and MJ only?” I mean, the Globes suck, but last night’s winners were pretty diverse and honored a lot of really great performances.  You should also to congratulate Rachel Zegler, Ariana DeBose, Jane Campion, Jean Smart, Andrew Garfield, Michael Keaton, O Yeong-su...

The only thing I care about in 2022 is Season 3 of “Barry.”

Sadly, anti-vaxxers were a thing pre-COVID. I cut off contact with a friend who wouldn’t inoculate her baby against polio and measles. (But she did have him wear a total choking hazard of an amber necklace all the time because his skin would absorb its magical powers or some shit)