It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I stay invested because I am a good citizen and I love my country, but I guess not everyone is like that.

Whitlock looks like a first responder gave him that jacket to keep him warm until his parents came to pick him up.

You’re not the only one with a rolling chair in the office.

I don’t even care if they play a shit team like the Sixers