To paraphrase Paul Mooney (from Chappelles’ Show), regarding Americans being perceived as uncultured, unrefined slobs...

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

Fieri’s shows are all that is wrong with modern food television. His “triple ‘d’” show is all fried food. His personality is overwhelming. He does not convey much in the way of information. He absolutely loves everything. He is a more annoying version of Rachel Ray.

How do you explain Andrew Zimmern? He is decidedly uncool, nice, and very popular.

At least they weren’t elected by 62 million racist morons...

“I was between bushes at that time.”

Corporate Synergy!

I believe the word you are looking for is “Flunky”....

“Now Sean, looking over your CV we couldn’t help but notice this blank space in early to mid 2017. Could you explain that?”

If Hollywood has taught us anything it’s that Queen Victoria had a shitload of unexpected friendships with people from vastly different walks of life.

Much in the same way I complained Bush Jr. was a moronic joke of a president, I bitched and moaned about Diqsuq... and NOW we have Trump and Kinja to prove that things *can* be much worse... yay...

One shouldn’t have to never use the phrase “per se” when denying one’s Nazihood.

I’m questioning whether or not it’s a good idea to give them any more attention than they’ve already received.

First, I don’t see why that’s particularly relevant.

I couldn’t find a way to send a private message, none of the contact us links seem to lead anywhere useful. I wish you hadn’t switched to this new layout. It’s ugly and unintuitive. You don’t have to change it back. Just make it better than this please. Thanks.