Still a better love story than Twilight.

If nothing else, the end of Gawker gives another stock line to individual morons who NEED NEED NEED to complain about the existence of some post that doesn’t meet their inscrutable definition of what belongs on the other blogs.

He Kobayashi Maru’d it like a boss

I’m waiting for Beowulf .... but with modern day cops.

Merle the homeless guy. Art regularly buys him food. Everyone else dismisses him. But, once an episode he provides the key insight that brings everything together.

Have I got a bridge to sell.

If you’re trying to use English, you’re failing.

Wow, I thought you looped that gif to make her look stupid(er), but nope, that’s how it is on Instagram too...

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

Ffffuuuu... Where’s my Blu-Ray copy of The Abyss already?!

Scrubs “My Musical” episode was amazing... I know it wouldn’t make this list because of what kind of show it was, just think it should be noted... I mean...

I know it’s not quite as good as “Far Beyond the Stars,” (which is one fo the best in Trek history) but “Our Man Bashir” is just a super fun episode to watch.

Once we detect patterns in the signal that couldn’t possibly be caused by natural sources, such as a stream of prime numbers.

It's Justice league. That's Deathstroke getting off the FOX which is their mobile command center. That's the Batmobile in the background. My thought is Waller sent him as he's a top Argus operative as a insurance policy.

Hold up...Justified with zombies? I’d watch the absolute shit out of Raylan Givens shooting zombies.

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Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

The first third of this movie is proof that Nick Cage could play the Joker in his sleep and far outdo Jared Leto’s performance.

Stop. Just stop. Do you want memes? Cuz this is how you get memes. You’re going to ruin this guys life and he’s going to be dubbed the Baloney Man. Then everyone is going to photoshop other things in his hand and it’ll all lead to his own Pepe Frog. Had to add the frog part before someone got the wrong idea.

First: love the user name. It got a genuine sad laugh out of me. Second: I wondered if the NYT was pro or critical of Trump while reading the story, but I couldn’t be bothered to look it up. Thanks for saving me from that.