God, you made it to the second movie? I watched the first for free on a ten hour plane ride to France, and I almost fell asleep.

You’ve failed, Near-Sighted Mustang

What a twist!

Like these guys? Oh wait, that's right, nothing happened to them.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Bullshit.

Disney don’t want to cannibalise Jungle Book earnings.

Vinnie’s got nothing on TacoTown:

Notice that the absolute best parts of New Jersey feature not a single person in them.

It’s not the actual state that we hate, genius.

OH GOD GROSS GET IT AWAY

Best thing I’ve read on a Gawker site in quite a while.

Children.

That might be the best use of a gif I’ve ever seen.

How am I expected to read this long article, when I got a rage stroke halfway into the third paragraph that has rendered me blind?

Savage.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

can i just get it like this.. but with a proper full cage.. and a nice fat cow bar in front?

Whew, so my truck nuts are safe...