I tried to get into the New 52 reboot. Here's a hint, DC: didn't work.

Yeah, scared me to death.

I like the sequels more than a lot of people, so I might be up for it.

With Kevin Smith of latw, perhaps it's for the best….

That most hilarious of topics, yes.

So I can't, then?

RIP. It's sadly a dying art.

I'm fascinated how many people seem to be on speaking terms with him to know this.

That's fucked up. Sorry, man. Ironically, the Catholic Church is actually opposed to the death penalty.

My dad things everything. It written by Rush Limbaugh is left-wing. It's a socialist conspiracy everyone to make us all liberals.

I still wish Neil Marshall had gotten his shot.

Probably because they're dead, amirite? Hey-yo!

With a little help form his friends.

Well, the show wasn't full Japanese, it was….oh, fuck it.

I might be getting his autograph in a few months.

I know it's physically impossible for him to play Wolverine forever, but I wish he could.

Sounds like Woodley's involvement in that cheesy teenybobber franchise has had the unfortunate effect of coloring people's perceptions of an actress who deserves so much better.

Shaline would you Woodley. I swear God, I have to stop doing that. That's not a remotely funny. So who's HBO's poor gratuitous nudity this week, there only for the ratings? Alas, that's become their MO, hasn't it?

Music biopics have highs?

Did Link wake the Wind Fish yet?