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My usual strategy with the Snopes-denying uncle at Thanksgiving dinner...

If performance is what you’re after, you shouldn’t be buying a mainstream 3-row crossover.

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I kind of thought the dated quality fit better than just ‘porn.’

Did you just eff up the space time continuum (that’s a thing, right?) by bringing back the word “porno”?

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

Well, since it’s the first time I did it, the second time I would use a broomstick.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.

They’re a multinational oil company used to tons bad press and being the bad guy. I’m guessing they could have very easily said “fuck it”. Instead, they chose otherwise. And yes, this does net them goodwill. Doing a good thing even when it’s in your benefit is still a good thing.

D.B. Pooper

1. My close family member is epileptic and I certainly wouldn’t downplay how terrifying seizures are. I know that very well. Nor is this the first time this has happened, although it is the first time I can think of that someone has said one Twitter-sized strobing image caused a seizure. (The other incident I’m

Yeah I tend not to care what people do with their own shit on their own property. If you get mad because someone has a car in their driveway that hasn’t moved in months, that’s your problem, not theirs.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Such a tragedy. This is the kind of senseless violence we are trying to avoid in this country. Who knows what might happen to Muslim refugees in America if Mr. Trump hadn’t generously turned them away?

On the contrary, lots of rich people came from “nothing” and they love to tell you how they built their business without any handouts. Why, there’s a man who entered the business world with nothing but a (debt free) private education, a million dollar loan, and contacts from his father, now he’s the orangest president