“Any time you’re launching yourself into space and your booster has a problem when you’re going 1,800 meters per second, things are pretty fucked and they happen very fast,” he said.

Jack,

uh... [cutoff]

Just ask this scientician!

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

More wet than a hotel bed in Moscow?

Actually I’m waiting for Stormy Daniels to come out with an official statement saying he has never actually seen a wet Storm.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

“This has put me in a difficult position where I must pick one or the other - and as a result I pick mother.”

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Anyone else sick to fucking death of all the stand up specials on Netflix? I mean, once in a while in awhile is cool, but it seems like half the friggin new shows are these.

Interesting, if true.

It’s nothing like Destiny so no idea what in the world you’re talking about or why you’re going on a rant. Its like you didn’t even attempt to read the article.

Not to be glib, but I’m surprised the number one preventative treatment isn’t “Avoid radioactive materials.”

Don’t be silly. Citizens don’t have rights.

But what does “If you’re going to make it, you’re going around it” even mean? Is it just a snide way of saying ‘you won’t make the putt anyways’?

Indian food in Britain is good. British food still sucks.

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

They’re two different pictures taken like a second apart.