If performance is what you’re after, you shouldn’t be buying a mainstream 3-row crossover.

No

Is it?

“It’s still unclear why a big, floppy fish felt the urge to snack on a hairy, subterranean tunneler.”

I kind of thought the dated quality fit better than just ‘porn.’

Did you just eff up the space time continuum (that’s a thing, right?) by bringing back the word “porno”?

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

Frightened people part with their money faster than anyone

He qualifies it by saying to hunt down radicalized Muslims (once identified), not every Muslim. Its one thing to post a stupid Facebook post (which it is), its another to post a stupid news article based on a willful misreading. Isn’t this what we were excoriating the alt-right for during the election?

Well, since it’s the first time I did it, the second time I would use a broomstick.

Thus, transplantation of children’s testes... to their fathers or brothers before receiving medical therapy may be helpful for obtaining mature [sperm cells] from the transplanted testes at a future date.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.

They’re a multinational oil company used to tons bad press and being the bad guy. I’m guessing they could have very easily said “fuck it”. Instead, they chose otherwise. And yes, this does net them goodwill. Doing a good thing even when it’s in your benefit is still a good thing.

Better?

D.B. Pooper

1. My close family member is epileptic and I certainly wouldn’t downplay how terrifying seizures are. I know that very well. Nor is this the first time this has happened, although it is the first time I can think of that someone has said one Twitter-sized strobing image caused a seizure. (The other incident I’m…