Reef Tank Update:

They mine everything for all its worth. I never thought I'd be this invested in the Paige being a Christian arc, but they've really managed to draw me in.

10am?? The fuck.

I don't know who the actor who plays Dandy is, but he's phenomenal. His face during that speech to his mother at the end was very emotional and his eyes completely dead. Every scene he's in becomes the highlight of the episode.

Am I a monster or did anyone else laugh when Ma Petite was screaming in that jar in the fantasy sequence? I dunno why but I was just kinda funny.

What, you don't think Twisty flosses?

Hmm, I'm surprised at this grade. I thought this episode was rather good, except for that nonsense where all the townspeople are suddenly accepting of all the freaks. That got a substantial eye-roll from me. Otherwise though, I thought the writing was fairly competent for an origin story episode.
Oh, and the entire…

Fair enough. An edit should probably be made to include one of the most important sporting events of the year, though.

Not even a mention of it in this article. Wtf?

Where can I find that Justified promo??

If you're Dallas you have a 99% chance of scoring in the red zone if you call either a jump ball to Dez Bryant or a run with Demarco Murray. Anything else is dumb.

Holy shit, anyone else see that Dallas/Washington game? As an Eagles fan, I think Colt McCoy is now my official man-crush. That throw on the run down the sideline over the linebacker's head was incredible.
Also, hopefully this game will help kill the media slobbering over Dallas. Losing at home to a 2-5 team with…

Life is unsatisfying as fuck, kid. Get over it.

Why we're all those people booing young Kathy Bates while she was on stage doing Romeo and Juliet? YOU'RE the one who bought tickets to a show featuring a bearded lady reciting Shakespeare.
Why we're all those people booing young Kathy Bates while she was on stage doing Romeo and Juliet? YOU'RE the one who bought…

Jessica Lange singing a Lana Del Rey song? Fuck it, I'm on board.
Guy with Voldemort on the back of his head? Sure, whatevs.
Emma Roberts showing up again? Nah.

Miller is the best edge rusher in the league this year hands down. He's already at 8! sacks. What a beast. Him and Ware together are monsters.

I don't think that'll go to their head

Chargers vs Broncos
8:25pm EST

The point is the same though it

Red Sox came back from 3 games down. Anything is possible.