I really feel like he could've nearly died stupidly had that guy not told him to leave the car, he was trying reversing, signalling and all sorts of things. He simply wasn't cut out to handle this basic, seeming not dangerous, but also vaguely life threatening if you're completely incapable situation.

He's...what...why would he...oh god...hahahahahaha!

dumb question what does "I was a squid" mean?

amazing, she's definitely a republican now.

This is literally my "birthday week" this week. Problem? kekekeke

I don’t blame him, specifically, but really, men? This is the mentality? This is what you stupid fucks impose on *yourselves*?

you know that shit trickles down right?

Entendre is accidental.

This is pretty standard “anon” type pranking. AFAIK they’re a bunch of aholes.

Thanks for the explanation, I figured that was it. Kinda funny imo.

This is maazing. ALso its amazing.

He capitalized after the double period, but not the single. He had clearly a temporary form of insanity at the very least.

Eh this is silly most men know it is gross.

haha, awesome!

THESE JOKES WORK YET AGAIN. THANKS OBAMA.

He would be our only lefthanded reliever, kind of sad situation “we” have now :S.

I mean true the mechanic screwed up obviously, but mr ibey did as well so how do we apportion the blame here?

Might even make him more angry, idk.

Indeed, if a company was advertising some prices in america with tax and some prices without in order to make one appear cheaper it would be considered incredibly sketchy, and possibly violate some laws (though I’m ignorant of this/could be entirely wrong heh)

dear god yes :D

I think a jeopardy version where they simply kill off anyone who ends up in the red would be pretty entertaining and worth the senseless death and misery it would cause.