“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

This is unbearable news.

Can’t he borrow a fresh one from Antonio Alfonseca?

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

It’s almost like everyone seems to think any national announcer has either a vendetta against their own team or a secret fandom for their team’s rival.

+2 (in the pink)

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base