Clearly this is French toast, making this an international incident.

The NSA knew about this man's shady toast related dealings for years and did nothing about it. Now the total cost of this crime is not only in the hundreds of pennies, but also in the lives destroyed by this tragedy.

Must it be a fist fight, by the way? If not, I'd love to put this one forward for consideration. Two best friends, trying to murder each other with lasers, telekinesis, and at one point, a rock. Despite the power on display, I love how scrappy the whole thing is. It says so much about the characters.

Oh Apely.

Don't screw toasters!

You forgot, don't hire an incompetent assistant: