Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

Palate cleanser:

First impression: Grille.

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Other factors, such as a massive storm, heavy currents, or even marine animals, were ruled out as potential causes owing to the weight of the instrument.

This is how every Clive Cussler novel starts out. 

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they…

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

The poultryarchy strikes again. 

So much this.  With an outlay of one afternoon’s worth of work and maybe $10 in materials, he could have sold this car at exactly this price with no haggling.

Ultra Luxury editions are purchased by people looking for the Ultra Luxury editions. They want the romance of the car. The Cadillac DTS Lux III was one such car. The 300C Luxury Edition was another, for a little while. Just like the Jeep Unlimited.

I listen to NPR over the air pretty much all the time. So I guess I am no one.

You gotta love a dumb bitch. He promises pointe shoes (whatever the fuck that is) for sexy time and she happily goes to his house. Then she goes back three more times for more sexy time. Then he “assaults” her with a sex toy and she goes back for more for another 8 fucking years!

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

The red color on this thing is beautiful. Second-best red in the automotive world, right after Mazda’s SuperPerfectBeauty Red.

This reminds me. I need to go check if FFs have depreciated yet.

H.G. Wells wrote a short story called "The Man Who Could Work Miracles" that ended in the man who could work miracles stopping the Earth from rotating, with the same sort of results (initially) as described above. The last few minutes of the movie are here.