Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

Palate cleanser:

First impression: Grille.

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they…

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

So much this.  With an outlay of one afternoon’s worth of work and maybe $10 in materials, he could have sold this car at exactly this price with no haggling.

Ultra Luxury editions are purchased by people looking for the Ultra Luxury editions. They want the romance of the car. The Cadillac DTS Lux III was one such car. The 300C Luxury Edition was another, for a little while. Just like the Jeep Unlimited.

I listen to NPR over the air pretty much all the time. So I guess I am no one.

You gotta love a dumb bitch. He promises pointe shoes (whatever the fuck that is) for sexy time and she happily goes to his house. Then she goes back three more times for more sexy time. Then he “assaults” her with a sex toy and she goes back for more for another 8 fucking years!

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

You ask where this is leading?

I think part of the problem is that the GLS has come out last, and thus has adopted the styling features of every model below it instead of the other way around. If the GLS debuted a new styling direction it would have more visual appeal, but at this point it just looks like a slightly larger version of several SUVs…

I read that the new GLS is on the same platform as the new GLE (MHA), so calling it a stretched GLE is totally accurate. I was really looking forward to the new GLS...we decided not to buy the aging 2018-2019 GLS because I knew this was coming in a year or two. Unfortunately, this new one feels a little bland on the…

Mercedes-Benz may have said the GLS-Class is the SUV version of the S-Class—and I read the same press releases you all do—but it looks to me like what it’s always been: an extended-length M/GLE-Class, with a few more features for good measure. That’s not in any way a bad thing, since the new GLE-Class pulls out all…

The red color on this thing is beautiful. Second-best red in the automotive world, right after Mazda’s SuperPerfectBeauty Red.

Why would anyone spend money on the below abomination when this Benz exists? That’s a good looking, cleanly styled SUV. I like it.

This reminds me. I need to go check if FFs have depreciated yet.