Hi anonymous internet friends. Just a quick reminder for everyone in case it has slipped our minds.

They still hang people?

It’s because McD’s doesn’t blend that shit up. They just give you a cup of ice cream then drop some crap on it.

So what is the count on senior management level people involved being jailed? Still at zero?

I have rarely been as excited as I was when I heard Maria got this show or when it was given a second season. I am glad more people are learning about her. She is beautifully odd.

We didn’t hear about it in July because her book wasn’t done yet.

Prince tried something similar and was unable to get it to stick. And he is Prince (I know this is present tense, but as far as I am concerned Prince is immortal.)

Oh yea it’s a shit message but it’s easy to get buy in on it because it doesn’t require empathy or critical thinking. Just blind allegiance to a weird idea that America should be all white. Or at the very least that non whites should know their place, stay in it, and be glad we are letting them have it.

You left out the “white” part of their pro life stance. Non crackers need not apply.

They aren’t doing anything because they are more of the same inept shitheads the R’s have. The only difference is that the R side at least has a message that people can rally around. Yes it’s racist and nationalist as fuck but it’s something. The D’s don’t even have that.

Clearly these are the glorious days of the ascension of House Harkonnen!

Well done on this one Hammy.

Not one Mr Frost tattoo? -2 Goldblums.

1. That woman was paid by Hillary and the missing emails are on a server hidden in the bike frame.

It’s well known one of the Obama’s favorite hobbies is zoology. Michelle is very passionate about ornithology while Barak is much more interested in snakes, lizards, toads, etc and has become quite the knowledgeable, amateur herpetology buff. Maybe he just wanted them to take some time for themselves away from the…

“while Ernie and Anthony drove home and made sweet love to the moist slit between the eighth and ninth stripes (representing the slave states) on their beloved banner”

So how long until Manafort comes down with a bad case of Pollonium poisoning?

Reach out to Reynold’s and tell them your plan. The billions they will make on all those tinfoil hats will net them a tidy profit and line your warchest nicely.

One of my all time favorite PFT bits is when he called into Comedy Death Ray as Ice Cube while taking a ride in the MetLife blimp for Thanksgiving.

Surely we could find a better comparison than nature’s most disgusting fruit.