Wow that is nice to hear. He should get some kind of Oscar for his TV work then. Because I have never seen him that I didn’t want to punch him. All that aside I assume he is a killer chef.

I know all these shows are ramped up to make them more “dramatic” but I would have a beer with Guy Fieri any day before I would hold the door for Gordon Ramsay. Something tells me Ramsay is the same on screen as off. A giant fuckhead.

While you should never judge people on their appearance, this guy has a soul patch. I feel like I have a good grasp on who he is as a person.

Maybe this analogy is incorrect but I feel Bernie Bros are the Affliction t-shirts of politics.

Flarack Flobama/Flaxine Flaters in 2020.

Can we still complain about her being the worst part of Agents of Shield?

Do they take it jars? Asking for my friend Jarod.

Now I want to see Tim Roth playing the Bear Jew. But I want him to do it similar to his character from Four Rooms.

Worst game of Marry/Fuck/Kill ever.

Tomi got picked up by Fox News.

She meant she looks as good as he does in a sleeveless flannel shirt.

I can’t see Matt Walsh or Ian Roberts and not think of Ass Pennies.

Repeating myself from someplace else. Matthew 7:7-8

Matthew 7:7-8 “Ask and ye shall receive”

Hi Katherine, an honest question for you here.

Can we get a GoFund me to buy and install these on all these southern “war hero” monuments?

So he is the Donald Trump of Christianity.

Dick spiders aren’t a thing. Seriously. Are dick spiders a thing? Because now I have questions. How does one get dick spiders? Is it just by being cursed like you are doing here? Is this some kind naturally occuring phenomenon? Do you get it from jerking off with a hand full of spider webs? Unprotected sex with Mary…

What store would leave cash on premise during a hurricane?

“Now with a live update we take you to our resident snitch Tom Llamas”