My niece's parents swear up and down that her terrible colic was cured when her mother gave up all green vegetables and spices. Being a salad and spice aficionado, it was a downer for the mom, but worth the sacrifice to sleep for more than 15 minutes at a time.

I remember reading all that when I was nursing. Do you know where I can find written accounts from adults who have tasted breast milk after the producer ate various foods? Because I am skeptical.

Mmm, good! Feels good! Is good! Real good! Tastes good! Mighty good! Good for you! Good for me!

Tonguing out the ice cream from its chocolate shell is probably good oral practice. Mountain top optional, obviously. You'd have to fight against tongue numbness but, hey, challenges help you grow.

Yeah well, now all I can do is think of the minty fresh taste of a Klondike Bar.

The taste of chocolate in that area would be so confusing. She has to taste like a buttered hot dog, don't you think?

I bet Paula Deen tastes like a deep fried Oreo.

From a straight lady's experience... no. And I would really appreciate it if they started.