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If you’re not against him you’re for him.

I agree, the intelligence community has no business sharing facts with the public. I prefer the good ol’ days when Presidents could be as corrupt as they wanted and the public would be none the wiser.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

The horrors of Canadian socialism? What a jackass. I pay half of my paycheck in the US for shit health care and weaponry.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Artist Christian Bloom

Please.

Here is a counterpoint: Jess’s arms.

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

America will. There are vulnerable people here who might not.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

“Look at the meme itself, ‘You can vote from home comfortably online.’ Who could possibly think that?”

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

Seems to me libertarianism is about as American as it gets. Socially inclusive yet wanting freedom from overbearing government. Problem is, few people know what the Libertarian Party is about and think it’s some sort of anarchist Republican spin off

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

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Haha, so many haters. I ring my little bell as I speed past y’all.

It’s Gold, Gold = instant classy. Trump logic is the best logic. All other metals are sad and low energy.