Because, on a website with words, people are expected to read?

These women are badasses.

That’s what I’d heard too. Though Tuesday makes wayyy more sense than Sunday. I mean, if I have to use PTO I will, but I feel like bingeing the episodes in a turkey coma is peak Gilmore.

White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.

...Logan told CBS 6 on Friday. “The First Amendment says I can wear my hat.”

Best Korea’s version is watching Dear Leader eating.

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME. ALL FUTURE RED CARPETS ARE CANCELLED. THE SUPREME HAS GRACED US WITH PERFECTION.

I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

*too. As in, too drunk.

Its kind of disgusting that you have any amount of stars for this.

Real interior will look like this:

Transporting 60 pounds of coke into L.A.? I guess someone didn’t tell her that Lindsay lives in London now.

Don’t worry, the Olympics are coming this summer. Plenty of nondescript and rhythm-less “dancing” between tumbling passes to satisfy you.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

They damn well better be serving Ketchup. Don't give me this salsa nonsense; this is a Pikachu Cafe for goodness sakes.