It just sucks that if you’re rich, you get stuff for free, but those same people will argue against giving help to those who need it because they might “become entitled.” WTF.

Rapt or just pain trapped.

FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

I don’t care how much $$$$$ you have. If Scott Disick is your idol, even if you are 10, you seriously need to look back at your life and see where you fucked everything up.

I had a male midwife.

Supermodel Beverly Johnson on the latest Bill Cosby revelation: “It is unfortunate the amount of proof required to make a woman’s voice valid.”

Raise your hand if you had a Samantha!!!

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

You know how us black people love to refer to ourselves as “ethnic”

Aw, is this a Duggar on Jez? Cute.

Ugh looks like my summer, but add:

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

I don’t live in Pendleton—I’m in the evil part of the state, west of the Cascades—but I’ve traveled through there quite a bit. I was reading this thinking, they’re just trying to outlaw weed, aren’t they!? Plus, offensive smells? Aren’t there stockyards there? There’s a rodeo. That can’t smell good. Also, because I…

I feel there is a caveat to the Maxi Dress debate. And that is, they DO look good on very tall people. I say this as a very tall person and one who ever time I wear a maxi dress gets compliments on it. It’s one of the few things that tall-ys can get away with (along with certain type of drop crotch pants).

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

I cannot stop laughing at it

Chipotle is not worth going to the trouble.

I was both born via C-section AND was raised on formula. And that is how I introduce myself to new acquaintances and business colleagues all the time (along with a firm handshake and bold eye contact).