I got the animated hot dog at the movie - I'd be ok with that, but apparently it means that I am literally pathetic?! I think it's time for a redo...

I mean- I don’t talk about my abortion in person very often if at all. There is a lot of stigma still. And she is under no obligation to tell her kid- or anybody- about it. It’s an “uncomfortable” situation because people keep making it one. If I’m asked or the subject comes up, I tell. Otherwise, it’s part of my…

Yeah, look at all the 14 year long wars Obama started. And all the times Obama crashed the world economy. And that time Obama ignored intelligence that could have prevented 9/11. And that time Joe Biden shot a guy in the face.

Yes, she’s problematic.

It’s chilling, isn’t it? Truly, the exponential increase in crazies in your life if you become well-known is an unbelievably potent reminder to stay the fuck away from fame. Like, there are people out there who are genuinely nuts. Violently, threateningly, disturbingly nuts. And you’re just this vulnerable, abstract…

EMILY’S RUNAWAY IMAGINATION.

What, pray tell, are "fetus" one direction photos???

All of the people I know with wedding tattoos have since divorced.

this is why I always carried a roll up changing pad. Just drop it on the floor opposite the urinals. As long as the floor isn't actually wet you're fine. I've also done changes in the car if it's really bad. An empty trunk provides a nice flat surface.

But seriously, which one looks better?

Robert Herjavec is fuckin hot and rich, so.

how indeed

I was having a tough time and one of my gf's told me to watch the show " it will make you feel so much better about your life" and by god, it did.

Because ... that's representative of all or most Midwestern food? There is absolutely nothing that could be called gross in the West, Southwest, New England, Mid-Atlantic, South, etc.? Sue me but I don't think how Cracker Barrel cooks a steak necessarily says anything substantive about Midwestern food.

Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

#kaitlynforbachlorette

What'd she order, Fish Filet?

I'm lobbying hard for Kaitlyn to be next Bachelorette. She is funny, doesn't take things too seriously but seriously enough, and has one of the better wardrobes this season.

The Middle is pretty terrible, IMO.

It did. Bloody Mary's are God's work. Hot sauce and horseradish please. Fuck, throw some wasabi in there.