I remember seeing a herd of teen mall rats all wearing JNCO jeans in acidwash in the mid-to-late 90s. I dunno what subgroup they were, some kind of punk/skater/goth hybrid. They looked insanely stupid. Swish swish of oversized denim, parachuting with every step? No thanks. It was horrific and ugly and should never…

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

I am miffed they cut that scene, but my tear ducts are relieved! I was hoping for an Alex/Michael B. Jordan reappearance because I loved him so much on both shows.

Not a bag of dicks. A bag of baby-wiped anuses.

I will NOT watch Empire, no matter how much everyone loves it. Ugh, I can't watch anything with Terrence Howard without thinking of what a bag of dicks he is.

"I'm not a hookup girl, I'm wife material." This shit puts me into a rage spiral every time.

I'll tell you what nobody warned me about: All the goddamned laundry. We went from doing laundry maybe twice a week to doing it three or four times A DAY. (Granted, we had twins, but still.) Even having lived through it, I still do not understand how they generate so much laundry.

They actually do get into a lot of trouble when these posts go viral, and can result in them being put into probation, all the way to being removed from their campus.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

They needed to use the whole pic.

I shower every morning that I have to be out in the world seeing people. I have the unlucky combo of night sweating and fine hair, so my hair looks like I'm on day 3 about 36 hours after my last shower. It sucks and I wouldn't do it if I didn't need to. I have to combat the dryness with deep conditioning and lots of…

Every day. If you smelled me in the morning, you'd be thankful of this.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

Backstreet Boys. Obviously. All other arguments are invalid.

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

I have to disagree. I think they were calling out a fucking rapist who has been gloating and getting put on a goddamn pedestal because he is (usually) good at a stupid game. They handed said rapist his head in the game and then told him karma is a bitch. That's okay by me.

As a former swimmer, I can verify her time is unbelievable. Congrats to her!! I love her facial expression!

It's pretty sad when you think of how many talented, trained musical theatre actors there are out there who would knock this out of the park, but never got a look because name recognition is more highly valued than talent. This is not a new issue in theatre, but it's still sad.

IKR!? I was trying to figure out if the nipples were real.

More accurate : "Madonna posed for Interview magazine behind a scrim of industrial-strength Photoshop." Because GODDAMN.