Our Parks and Rec dept does all the certification and training as part of job training so you don't have to pay for it. It's only for the local pools in the city.

We called them Walking Tacos where I'm from.

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I personally find it weird that some people *don't* have Skarsgard dreams.

I like McCarthy a lot, but it irks me that her roles are often mocking of people who carry more weight.

Yep, it's fucking unbearable. Moved from Oregon to Pennsylvania and drove the entire way. 450 miles felt like 2000 miles by itself.

I live in Nebraska, and I cosign this statement.

As a fellow Iowan, I 100% agree! Though, Nebraska is kinda unbearable as it is.

I just drove from Wisconsin from Colorado a few days ago, and Nebraskan rest areas were notable for their excellent picnic tables (shaded, concrete tables with privacy walls!). Iowa was notable for its tiny stall doors in the bathrooms.

At least in Iowa you can stop in Iowa City, or grab a Zombie Burger in Des Moines on the way through (and you TOTALLY should.)

In 20 years, this girl is going to have the most EPIC throwback thursday picture.

I actually enjoyed this season more because there was less Piper in it!

Some people's dead kids are a small price to pay for other people's rights to play with their toys. It's what it comes down to. "Oh, your kid died? I guess I'm sorry, but my gun is an excellent penis enlarger, and I'll keep it."

Please be aware of the warning signs of stroke. It's one of the leading causes of death and some basic knowledge can save lives.

I'm going to throw in a GREAT father-daughter dance song:

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

I didn't know that - I google imaged searched him and he's got a lovechild of Benedict Cumberbatch and Tony Goldwyn thing happening.

I think you mean Tony! Toni! Toné!

But that's just it. WHY do we want it to be normalized? We can recognize that trending closer towards conventional beauty standards feels good for us personally and may pay huge dividends in how we're treated, but at the end of the day, it is ABSOLUTELY because those standards exist and not "just because [insert…

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