No, this is costume makeup. There’s a reason the column is called “Too Much, Girl.” They mean that literally.

Thank you! I ended up trying a test run today. Definitely needs a bit of work. BUT I managed the false eyelashes! With minimal cursing!!!!

I wear contacts and found it amusingly relatable.

You are a garbage human being for making this gif.

DO IT! False lashes are the BEST: they are so much fun!

If I actually decide to be a social human this weekend, I’m finally going to test out the cartoon/cel shading makeup as my costume. I’ll be Lana, but the Lana from Archer.

You look like a prettier version of Lana. (or maybe just more awake? both.)

Ahhh I love this feature. I won’t be trying this one, as not even amazingly-applied makeup could make me look even close to slightly-kinda-if-I-squint-and-am-drunk Lana del Ray. BUT, my husband and I are going out with friends in Boston for Halloween and since we’re not doing full costumes (he feels too old for it and…

You have a wonderful nose.

Seriously, what the hell is that thing?

this looks great and is not too much, though I would say to get one of those plastic Full Lips things to make your lips bigger.