You're under the mistaken impression that they have all their shit together. Teaser trailers exist so you can string together a bunch of bits of the movie with the one piece of the score that's actually been mastered. Music editing is like the last step of post production; they'll be tweaking it a month out.

I have the same confusion about why those who believe in God don't have an explaination for where God came from. I think the answer is usually something like "well, he's God, he was always around" and Athiests say the same about the way that the universe functions—it just does, it always has. There's confusion about…

Jennifer Lawrence also frequently talks about how she diets. I have no idea why none of the gossip rags have capitalized on this and compiled a "Jennifer Lawrence is a Hypocrite!" type article yet. Maybe because she's so likable. But seriously. It's all out there. She seems to be like a lot of young women—she diets…

Paleo Dieters and Crossfit enthusiasts are the same thing.

This is a well-documented ethics problem, especially for liberal-leaning feminists (Jezebel's core readership) and the article would have been woefully unbalanced without citing that potential controversy. Until it was mentioned I found myself ready to pounce with critical commentary. See this "Ethicist" column for…

If you applied the same logic to your own actions you wouldn't be criticizing the woman who wrote this article. It upset you? Let it go. She wrote it in the past. You read it in the past.

I'm a little confused. Why were you dipping into your fat stores while pregnant? Were you losing weight?

Thanks, that was great.

I'm not a fan of the talk-to-a-hot-stranger method in general, not because I think it's creepy, or disrespectful. I hate it because it doesn't work. I've gone on those dates, the ones where you meet cute on a bus bench or in a book store or whatever, and the guy is like "You caught my eye, let's have dinner, here's my…