Bloomie's, you can't sell me DVF and promote "The Last Exorcism" at the same time. You have to choose.

Whatever Parents, hanging out with you is no walk in the park either. It's all don't do this, don't climb on that, don't put that in your mouth. Yeah, who's the real boring one, buzzkill?

I'm entering my junior year of college now and luckily, my parents stayed away from the helipad. Probably because my mother has had to deal with a lot of parents who were over-involved in the life of their child, my parents are very hands-off. They're paying for my college tuition, but when it came time to move me in…

Hey hey hey, you forgot that the person inside those monster suits (artist Nick Cave who made them) is black. I mean, seriously.

Penny wrote an awesome How to Wear a Scarf post that I think fits into this article very well [pennyluxe.com]

@lollilove: I think we know the same people.

Who are these people? I'm only 20 and I learned how to write in cursive in elementary school. I use it only rarely, though admittedly, my handwriting is kind of a mash-up of print and cursive. And e-mail is passe? I use e-mail all the time! Am I secretly an Old?

@FelineFraulein: In the article it explains that while they knew the bear had the jar on its head, the bear had to be caught in order for them to help. He eluded traps and then disappeared for two days before they were able to nab him.

@me_myself_I: I am not in a sorority. However, my best friend at school (Bio major/spanish minor graduating a year early) is and she loves it. Sororities vary among schools and even among the chapters at a school. So even though there are a lot of women in sororities at my school, the generic sorority girl stereotype…

@marathonjunkie: I bought a new Nikon D3000 earlier this summer and it was under $500. Also, it's fantastic.

Mikey Sprinkles sounds like my kind of guy.

Wait, does this mean that Elizabeth Gilbert isn't Ruining the World? Because I thought that was the track we were on.

God forbid anyone check themselves and not use offensive language in front of someone they count as a friend. I'm black, and I expect that any friends of mine - white, black, whatthefuckever they are - not use that word in front of me, because I find it offensive no matter whose mouth it comes out of. I accept it in…

@cirocco: Your hand doesn't look like that?

Cathy is okay by me, if only because she led to this

I understand all the "why is this about her dad?" questions, but the thing is, if it weren't for who her father is, no one would care about a young black woman taking her clothes off for money. And I'm not saying that's right, but it is what it is.

Other than mascara, I think that higher-end eye makeup is the way to go. It tends to have better pigment which is ideal for me, since I am a WOC. A lot of drugstore brands require me to use a whole lot of eyeshadow or eyeliner to even show up. I'm a huge fan of Urban Decay liners and shadows, as well as the Makeup…

@Penny: I think it's going to be another guilty pleasure. I went to elementary school with one of the housewives' kids and I saw him on the first episode. And as much as I'm sure it's going to make people have not great ideas about my hometown, I'm so excited for the drama.

@eri401: That's what all the pictures are. They are actually duplicates of the same person in each photo.

I wear some vintage-inspired pieces (more than actual vintage) with full skirts and the like because I like how they look and they fit my style. I get dressed for myself and if I think I look good, then I'm happy. If someone else likes it and compliments (not catcalls) me, that's just (appreciated) icing on the cake.