This is why I've always liked our lady of the nonsensical dollar sign. She's crazy, she knows she's crazy and she just doesn't care.

@beatrice2000: You should check out MoGlo's workout song post from last Sunday [jezebel.com]

I prefer a strong beat and someone yelling to workout to, so my five:

Is getting married at the age of 28 now considered "rushing to the altar?" Because that seems like a perfectly reasonable age to get married, especially when the couple in question has already been together for years.

Well, Anna Wintour was in China over Thanksgiving, and she's been saying how she hopes China is next to get a Vogue Fashion Fund, so maybe it has something to do with that?

@bluebears: I think you have to be 18 within the year that the pageant is held. There was an age limit instituted in the 40s in an effort to make the pageant more reputable.

Why was this not around when I was a kid? 90-second Westing Game? It would have been GENIUS.

@Lindsay Fünke is new and improved.: It will get better, especially if you keep exercising. I have exercise induced asthma so I always took my inhaler twenty minutes before any physical activity. When I was younger my breathing was terrible. But as I started exercising more (conditioning for playing field hockey in…

This movie completely makes up for the misuse of my name on 'Bones' currently. I'd love to have my name (and spelled the right way too!) associated with a completely badass teenage girl.

The people at Stanley Steemer are now seeing a whole new business venture - they wouldn't even have to change the jingle!

I present...Jizz

@unicorns, not centaurs: I'm 20 and I still sleep with the stuffed animal I've slept with since I was 4 or 5. You're not alone.

@Oleander: I have a pretty positive and healthy relationship with my family. Nothing but a few small disagreements and such. We're pretty close.

@brightpeonies: It's been on constant repeat since I downloaded it. I think I might have a problem, but I can't quit this album. It's like a constant dance party!

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is late to the debate: After Dobby dies and Voldemort gets the Elder Wand.

Being selected for additional screening by the TSA.

Holy shit that Jay Z impression was insanely good. Like, spot-on. I hope they have him break that out again.

@jasminetea: I think they're confusing stalking with slander or libel. Which is to say, they have no idea what they're talking about.

I don't want the cruise - I just want the inflatable cruise ship jack-in-the-box.

While I wasn't the biggest fan of how they played Mercedes' storyline this week, the part where Curt tries to set her up with the black guy was spot on. Her 'just because we're both black doesn't mean we have anything in common' reaction was so spot on.