Caldwell went on to say, “If not for second chances, I’d never be here making...jeepers, over four million dollars a year? That can’t be right, can it? Me...four million dollars? Damn. ...Anyway, I, uh, second chances are good.”

Most importantly, what does Zodiac Motherfucker think about all this?

I dont get this “too drunk to rape” logic anyway. If I get wasted, get behind the wheel of a car, and kill someone it doesn’t stop being a crime because I was drunk, it just becomes negligence. I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it now. Irresponsible drinking does not absolve you of responsibility for your actions.

Perhaps the father who raised this piece of shit human should have spent at least 20 minutes teaching his child that rape is a crime. Perhaps he should have spent 20 minutes explaining to his son that his boner and hormones do come before the life of another person. Fuck, is there is no limit to Our societies disdain…

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

How is it that people take something that COULD (in the right hands) be helpful (like having a fully formed factual website full of information on what will be happening to your body and support resources no matter what option you decide) and then be like OKAY BUT LETS PUT LIES ON IT.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

This is a fantastic sentence. Maybe even life-changing after 21 years together.

Yep. I lucked out, because my husband is very, very involved with doing household chores and is also a good cook, so we pretty much split everything evenly (well, except for laundry - since I hate it, he does most of it and as a trade I primarily clean the toilets and such. I’m weird, whatever).