Finally! My dream of a live action Krull: Now With Goats can come to fruition!

In the immortal words of MST3K:

How about they fix the Great American Tower instead? Maybe the stadium wouldn’t need renovations if it wasn’t in the shadow of a building that looks like a huge fucking penis.

I am Lorde...Yeah Yeah Yeah.

You can use Lavender perfume.

There any way you guys could see to it to telling whoever created this auto-scroll bullshit into the next article to go fuck themselves, politely? If I want to read another article, I’ll fucking open it myself.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

But we already have the best version now!

True story: When myself and a couple friends were in the end-of-high-school/early-college years we’d hang out every Friday night. A running prank was anytime someone left their computer unattended, they’d come back to disgustingly graphic wallpapers found on the web.

Zord of the Rings?

It’s not Ravens Flock. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Which is really just so fucking appropriate.

Obligatory...

You mean, over frights issues!

Any room for a kerfuffle?

Gotta nip a fracas in the bud or it could turn into a full-blown donnybrook lickety-split.

Reminds me of the Batman ‘89 comic that never was...

Spoiler Alert: They get the plans !!!! How do I know, because it was in the opening crawl 40 years ago.

Hey look, I’ve played Arkham Knight. I have no illusions about all the people I’ve blown up and/or run over. They’re criminals, they should be in jail, where they belong.

I wonder if they would have tried to explain the changes between Returns and Forever, since the latter is clearly intended as a continuation of the series, and not a reboot (actually I don’t even think the term “reboot” existed back then, apart from something you did a lot with Windows 95).

The Bat-poncho seems like it’s a take from Lydia Deetz in the Beetlejuice cartoon. Which is FUCKING PERFECT.