OK let's see, in the course of a week, he was hired by Trump, his wife divorced him, his wife gave birth (which he wasn't present for), he gave a crazy ass interview, and now he got fired. So pretty much a typical week in the Trump administration.

I'm sure this is old news, but my god this is funny.

Yeah you'd totally miss a lot of things, like why there are versions of them buried in the back yard. And the Mr Poopy Butthole episode wouldn't work as well.

Yay more cheap drum sticks for me!

So when exactly did Tammy work on the dossier from the Secret History of Twin Peaks?

Genetics is pretty much a lottery. Case in point, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's kids.

That sounds interesting a *show* about body shaming and alien abduction. Oh wait, that's *shows* about, oh well.

Well I'm in my mid-40's and if you put a gun to my head I couldn't explain my health insurance plan to you.

I'm Pickle Rick!

May and Donnie Darko were two films that were recommended to me by Netflix's algorithm shortly after I joined years ago and wound up being two of my favorite movies. Unfortunately Netflix's algorithm seems to have gone downhill since then.

Most patriotic *and* most racist.

May is one of my favorite films.

God what is the appeal of Chicago style pizza? That looks disgusting.

Oh they are so right on Hunt for Red October. I couldn't not sit down and watch it every time I happen to flip by it watching cable.

Spoiler alert, every single living thing on the face of the Earth is related to each other.

I assume you're joking? Doug Benson is basically a sentient stone joker. He's more pot than man now.

Well they could definitely save a bit of money if they just roll it into the production of Westworld and have one season set in the previously unseen "Deadwood-world"

He had to take over James Cromwell duties since the real James Cromwell has been in jail.

Hmm this sounds a lot like the short lived HBO anthology series Hotel Room.

I like to imagine his self satisfied grin after deleting all his old tweets, and thinking to himself "problem solved, tweets permanently deleted from the internet, no one will ever know now"