We can dream it's some rich Democrat who just wants to bulldoze it. Would be nice if they could also get away with installing an oil well jack or maybe huge strip mining pit. Or at the very least salt the earth of the plot.

Eh I'd be happy with unproduced scripts as long as I was getting paid for them. Especially if I'd already had one all-time classic produced.

I dunno, that shit from Scanners or Clockwork Orange maybe?

Largest country by area or population? That's kind of amazing if it's by population.

Conflicted, I like Refn as a director, but I have the overwhelming urge to punch Miles Teller in his big dumb face when I see it.

"All you need is cash for massive alimony payments"

I know a guy that has a Motley Crüe tattoo, but I'm too polite to ask him the obvious question: "I mean really WTF, dude?"

I'm one of those people that pay extra to not watch commercials on Hulu and it's well worth it, honestly. Since I'm a freelancer I'm always thinking in terms of time == money. Like I charge $85/hr so paying $4 is about 3 minutes of work, so if I'm saving more than 3 minutes a month not watching commercials on Hulu…

I always hear his name as "Edward James Almost", and I'm like almost what?

The whole time watching the series I kept thinking why was this 13 episodes? Really all the MCU Netflix shows need no more than 10, tops. They really should've just made this one a 6 and done just to introduce the character before Defenders.

What's the millennial font?

We've really come full circle haven't we? 6000 years ago hieroglyphics, today emoji.

Mr Noodle knows all!

Oh I'm sure he can write it off as a business expense.

He's well above the FDIC deposit insurance limit!

You don't remember the classic Double Jeopardy? Which taught a generation that it's legally OK to kill some one if they faked their own death and you were already convicted for the initial fake murder.

Oh I know, it's like an alternate universe of TV shows I've never heard of whenever I visit my folks. And this weird "cable" thing where they just sit there and browse channels. :) Some in-laws are here at my house right now and the first thing they did was switch it to the antenna to watch one of those classic TV…

LOL at the image of 75% of his audience being snoozing seniors passed out on the couch.

No, no he's just a falling down drunk. Allegedly.

Given the fact he lost in the 18-49 demo but won overall seems to mean that a larger proportion of old people watch late night TV, which seems about right. Or that 0-17 demo really loves Colbert too.