Finally an impeachable offense!

"Success requires hard work there is no other way around it."

Well it's not really "his own" driver just they're just "independent contractors" and not actual employees of Uber, right? And of course he wouldn't had done anything if this video had not come to light.

The range of angles being 0 to 360 right?

Don't blame me I voted for Kodos!

Can't these people find a less expensive way to commit suicide?

I literally didn't even get through the theme song on the first episode of Enterprise.

The only winning move is not to play.

God forbid that would just also include the category of the award on the thing as well.

Carl needs braces…DENTAL PLAN…Carl needs braces…DENTAL PLAN

Marisa Tomei Oscar conspiracists time to shine!

Now in all fairness, the typical Trump supporter is too stupid to know what the Russian flag looks like, or locate Russia on a map for that matter.

And also this from today: "…one of the greatest military buildups in American history" God seriously just fuck this guy already. Remember we thought there could never be a president worse that Bush?

LOL my thought exactly about those two particular things he said in the review.

So this is the next season of The OA?

So I assume you got hand cramps from signing all those 47 cent checks like Seinfeld did in that one episode?

Any time anyone brings up Maher and Coulter, it always brings to mind my favorite vignette in World War Z (from the book of course—the section narrated by Henry Rollins in the audio version) was the one about the celebrity reality show compound and the reference to Maher and Coulter having sex when the compound…

Natalieformers, more than meets the eye!

And all they had was a bed full of money to keep themselves warm at night. Well at least the lead cast members…

Then Bruce Willis shows up at the end to tie it all into the Unbreakable universe.