No

Well duh, it's even better than the real thing.

At any rate, didn't SNL already cast the Grim Reaper?

That's only the cocaine talking, allegedly.

"You're welcome!" @realDonaldTrump

He and Steven Soderbergh should collaborate on their retirement together.

Oh come on now, whatever you think of her music Taylor Swift is not a horse, she's actually quite attractive.

#NotMyWeekendUpdateAnchor

Yeah I know I mean apparently the left will have to try to get even more than 3 million more votes than the other guy next time around.

Shouldn't that be "The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is going to suuuuuuuck this year"?

Obviously this was a false flag non-massacre to discredit the Trump administration.

Well at least the "hate Trump" category will conveniently separate the decent human beings from the people I don't want anything to do with.

Or even just the regular "opponents getting more votes than you" vote.

So I take that chart to mean there have been no contestants from Indiana or West Virginia? How could there be "data not available"? What when they contacted each state's "Department of Jeopardy Statistics" they were told they didn't keep track of that data?

Umm, I'm pretty sure the profession that's in dead last place is CNN anchor.

Despite the fact they still got the same percentage of questions correct.

Funny…Funny…Die…Die…Funny, but the guy died.

Yeah really the only childhood the prequels ruined was Jake Lloyd's. Besides everyone knows it was the OT Special Editions that ruined their childhoods.

But what about the florid, excruciatingly detailed descriptions of those BBQ meals which I imagines he pens in his diary every evening?

Does this really even matter? Oh no, they won't show up on CNN to spout their bald face lies and "alternative facts"?