I love how they think the Republican party of today has anything whatsoever to do with the Republican party from the 1860's.

Eh I'm just going on what my wife tells me. And I honestly speaking as a happily married man that married out of his league I guess I don't really give a shit. I just found it hilarious the reaction would be oh they must have a big dick, that's just such a typical stupid fucking guy thing to say.

Na, na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, na, Batman, Batman, Batman.

Haha, no it's completely average actually.

I swear it's amazing how clueless guys are on the big dick issue. Here's the thing, the only people that really care about big dicks are guys. A well placed tongue and the ability to use it are what the majority of women want. My wife and I are constantly amazed at her divorced or about to be divorced friends, every…

It can be two things

Super Venereal Disease.

Oh I forgot about that, his wife made some comment about that right? Would have made a nice twist though.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a human face being fucked- forever" - George Orwell, 1984.

So John Smith's son's condition was totally caused by bomb, right?

Uh the overwhleming amount of discussion is about how demonstrably horrible Trump is, not about the people that voted for him.

I always preferred Pope Carl. Wait which was the black one again?

I'm in fucking Texas (in the only good part, Austin) so consigned to the government provided exchange since this stupid fucking state wouldn't setup their own, obviously the plans are cheaper and better in the "good" (i.e Blue) states that run their own exchanges. BTW, that's not the cheapest plan it's the "silver"…

"Keep the government out of my Medicare." That pretty much sums up everything you need to know about the average American voter, along with "I never got any help when I was on food stamps"

It's not like they really have to be that educated on it though, right? Government taxes you, when you're sick you go to the doctor w/o worrying about it destroying you financially and everyone gets the same standard of health care regardless of the vagaries of their employment situation, is that pretty much it?

"awful, cartoonish" doesn't that pretty much sum up Trump?

Well at least until someone with a pick axe takes it again.

Just your typical American "rags to douchebag" story.

Wow a Welcome to Night Vale reference, kudos.

Ed Grimley is looking kind of rough, I must say.