Well then he's probably SOL if he can't pay for it.

Yeah OLDER, they're called escorts (or sugar babies if you want them to pretend to be into you), look into it. There's whole websites you can go to now for that sort of thing.

Sadly she's about 20 years past Trump wives expiration date.

Yeah I was about to say the same thing. I'm really surprised they couldn't get her for the "Nancy Grace" part in Gone Girl.

Your club isn't the North American Marlon Brando Lookalikes is it?

How do we know she didn't help rape and murder that girl Glenn Beck killed in 1990? Allegedly.

How do we know *this* wasn't the true story? Come on conspiracy whack a doodles, get on this!

Yeah exactly, they're being even more meta by having the quote "not quite" be right.

Well he'd be more of a widower in that case.

Yeah she only breaks character right at the very end. If I remember it may have been in over/after the credits.

You know who else can't wait to read this book? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

What you don't think college kids 50 years from now will be wearing "Ken Bone" shirts emblazoned with his face instead of Che Guevara?

What a sec, according to Ayn Rand everyone working only for their own self interest magically solves everything somehow!

So a disappointing failure is a B-? Got it.

Like Trump, all he'll have left to comfort him after all this are his vast sums of money.

No fellow adult person I had to do other important adult things today like make a vote for president and do a jury duty.

It is kind of funny to think of high ranking government officials being alien conspiracy nuts. Like let's say for the sake of argument the very first day in office every president gets a briefing on the secret alien cover up (unless of course it's some top secret cabal that somehow maintains complete secrecy that the…

Well who says the divorce can't be an art project too?

Yeah the problem is that the poor, racist, reactionary contingent is stupid and can consistently be manipulated to vote against their best interests. I mean it's absolutely hilarious (sad) to see these people go on about poor (i.e. minority, not themselves of course) people not "paying their fair share/living off…

One of the funny things I read today is that Chelsea and Ivanka are actually pretty good friends apparently.