OK so this is the one that isn't Crank or Transporter right?

Oh there's a new show called American Gothic? For a second there I thought you were saying you had a show from 1995 still on your DVR. I wouldn't mind re-watching that actually.

"something, something" is only for closers.

The first rule of Werner Herzog film school is don't talk about Werner Herzog film school.

They've been tearing up our street for the past three weeks, can't wait until it goes live, which is still quite a few months away. At last count I know of at least three water main breaks and one gas line break (which caused an emergency evacuation of the street down the block) cause by their construction in our…

So this isn't a podcast about the game Risk?

Ugh, really, Blossom is anti-vaxx? Well at least we still have Winnie Cooper, right?

Weird like "regurgitating food into her children's mouths" weird?

Eh I just couldn't get into Halt and Catch Fire despite being exactly in the show's target demographic (and I never even bothered to watch Silicon Valley either). I rolled my eyes when they reveal the lead character is bisexual, not that there's anything wrong with that but just seemed out of place. Plus all their…

He did actually sue Yahoo for trademark infringement.

"Nothing will prepare you". Well certainly not the next book.

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A story in 4 acts, more on that in a moment, but first let's catch up with Sarah Koenig…

North Korean Netflix turned into a hardcore gay porn service so gradually you never noticed.

Actually he's staring directly into your soul, common mistake.

It's more a non-coplanar pentagon.

But where's the one of him recreating an ancient cat video?

They already did, these reviews are just figments of your imagination.

I think you mean "Bojack Horseman's Aaron Paul"

Yeah I mean obviously a thing that is used for blaster training that shoots at people couldn't be used to train someone to deflect blasters.

Hmm, judging from the screenshot are you sure this isn't that "Innocence of Muslims" film?