Here's what I like about DVD's:

Fuck "Don Quixote"—The Criterion Collection laserdisc of "The Fisher King", out of print for two decades, is finally coming to DVD!!!

The reason that Simpson only read a portion of his own audiobook is because the excerpts he did read were recorded in jail by Lawrence Schiller. Jail officials put a stop to the recording they discovered it. I forget the exact reason, other than I think it was recorded in a situation where Simpson was only supposed…

What does it say about me that I wasted ninety seconds of my life reading a scathing AV Club review of…a publicity photo for a TV movie?

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"? Seriously? I should have skipped this article.

Ri-goddamn-diculous, if you ask me.

Bollocks!

Rats—for a minute I thought that maybe this was going to be a remake of Star '80.

But how do the French feel about him?

I am absolutely gutted by this news.

"…numerous allegations of child sexual abuse."

You heard it here first—poor white people = conservative, rich white people = liberal!

Hall and Oates are in.

Yes, I know what "jeggings" are, but something about that word still makes it sound like some kind of ethnic slur to me.

Memo to white people—It turns out that if you want to trick minorities into thinking that you're wealthy, all you have to do is make a point of listening to NPR! (And it's free!)

It's true!

It may not be your catchphrase per se, but after your definitive reading of the line, it can never be anybody else's catchphrase.

I am absolutely gutted by this news.

Who's forcing you to talk about the Star Wars prequels?

Back in the '80's, what I liked about Letterman was that there was older viewers that simply did not get his jokes.