*Ellsbury reads Frrazier’s tweet

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

me seeing the Magary Darnold similarity for the first time

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

This is a misleading article. They’ve been considering this rule change at least since Junior Seau skipped his enshrinement. 

After all these years- its good to see Demolition are still together

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Basically, you can predict offensive tweets using this formula:

Whatever keeps him off the streets. 

Man, I’m sure glad Twitter wasn’t around when I was 17. It would be tough to face my friends and family today if I tweeted out lyrics to songs I listened to.

I would like to test #53.

Reasons to hate Art Briles:

Of course he’s coaching in Florence. That’s Dante’s hometown! He’s gotta bone up on the circles before he goes to hell. Forewarned is forearmed and all that. 

Isn’t it called “American Soccer” over there?

Tom Savage was tremendous because he, more than anyone, represented the divide between NFL draft people and people who actually watched college football games

What even is that cow.

At least you didn’t sully your Precious with any ‘tatoes.

I understand what you mean when you say you couldn’t screw up a piece of meat this good.

Does anybody think this stupid rich motherfucker has ever been in a grocery store?