Altidore was upset, but Arriola admitted he was a bit jealous.

How Jozy didn’t American History X that guy after he flopped is beyond me. But the only thing I thought after seeing Jozy standing over him was, please stomp the life out of that guy

Shit man, usually I have to pay for that sort of treatment. I’m so lonely.

I was starting to like Chile after they went toe-to-toe with Brazil for 120 minutes, all the goodwill went right out the door with this

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

Patterson’s been in Fort Worth going on 17 seasons and has topped 10 wins in six out of the past nine years;

And you know what, this issue of sexual assault and gender violence, this isn’t a Baylor issue; this isn’t a college football issue. It’s everywhere. It’s a higher education issue.

Seriously I’m a “Millennial” and I feel so old and detached from the world knowing this guy is somehow famous for being a complete asshat.

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

100% on Fowler’s side here. No one likes a whiner, especially one who has comments about your driving. Maybe next time, instead of going up and actually trying to be a hero, he’ll do what the rest of us do; mutter under our breath and hope he dies in a fiery crash.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

What’s his lube of choice? I’m going with mayo.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

There might be an argument for Cricket or something like that. But a men’s Tennis match can take upwards of 5 hours of constant physical exertion and positioning and decision making. Almost every other sport is either team based, has long bouts of sitting/rest, or is much shorter than a full Tennis match.

Combine that…