I for one look forward to her Tweets about Jameis Winston making up the Holocaust.

But has she killed more hookers than Craig James?

i fully believe that miko grimes has killed more people than chris kyle

H2H should not enter in the equation for GOAT-ness, and I say this as a Rafa fan. GOAT-ness involves the rest of the field.

Looks like he’s busting a NUTT

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

Well, that got dark fast. Another thing that doesn’t happen in a glass house.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Well he had 14 fumbles in his 135 game career, so those must have been some backbreaking fumbles. His last season he dropped 4 passes. Holy crap. Four!?! Clearly the reason the Lions went 7-9 in 2015 is his 4 drops and 1 fumble. Otherwise they’re an easy 13-3, right?

Stanton and Bour got fucked over. As exciting as the head to head format is, it’s lame that they hit the 3rd and 4th most HRs in the first round and were eliminated because Sano’s 11 beat Moustakas’s 10 and Bellinger’s 15 wall scrapers beat Charlie Jamaican’s 14.

Why no mention of Stanton’s blatant cheating? He basically got an extra 20 seconds over Sanchez by not playing by the rules.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

“You’re absolutely right, Dante.”

Everyone has a similar story about taking edibles and not waiting long enough for them to kick in. I have a few of them, one from as recently as last weekend, because I am a moron who does not learn from past mistakes.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

As a Nadal fan I’ve stopped having any real expectations at Wimbledon. Had he won the 5th set, I would have definitely favored Cilic to take him out. My real fear is that sets him back mentally, losing a tough 5-set match where he had tons of opportunities.

+1 you adiot

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.