No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

“I think I know what I’m doing.”
- Guy who coached 11 NBA Championship teams and also accidentally put coffee creamer in his gas tank (probably)

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

He was meditating.

Very true. It still is a bit jarring that Rodgers took less guaranteed money than Timofey Mozgov.

We’ll giveya Richaun Holmes and two second-round picks for KP. Fair deal!

“Run faster!”

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

Or melt steel beams

Q: “Where is the incest?”

The Mountain had a 28-3 lead!

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Is that a legacy pokemon joke? Cuz I only started playing this game to troll my pokemon-loving wife. A year ago I didn’t know a Charmander from a Squirtle.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

It was a quintessential Max Scherzer game until it wasn’t

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

This is the John Clayton ponytail of our time.

“While we believe that our promotions were poking fun at Mr. Tebow’s celebrity status rather than his religion or baseball career

I don’t know why you’re trying to find logic in how this show handles time travel.