Martynas Andriuškevičius, Cleveland

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

That’s my favorite part of the audio. Jesse Palmer apparently turned off his mic, pulled out the batteries and flushed them in the toilet, threw the mic out the window, then left the room and shut the door behind him, he wasn’t touching that one.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

I know it’s all about Diana Taurasi and Maya Moore but why does everybody forget about Sue Bird. Her teams are where this juggernaut really started.

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

If Romo needs a recharge for his career, I am sure Philadelphia will provide the batteries.

Read the headline and just assumed he’d injured himself again. I guess we’ll have to wait until four or five minutes in to the game.

Hello. My name is Miles Wood. You didn’t sign my card. Prepare to die.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

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Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.