Think how much more criticism and hatred Tom would get if he had Dez (Bryant’s) nuts.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

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TOM BRADY IS A COWARD.

Jeter.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.

F-ed up, but still more action than Mayweather-Pacquiao.

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

Oh, and Blatter is a piece of shit.

#bestidiotsonthefieldinbaseball

A Canadiens player complaining about flopping.

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It’s still unclear if the young woman wanted to be in the photo, or if Winston forced her to be in the photo.

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Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

My ex-boyfriend was thrown in the back of a campus police van one night due to “jaywalking.” ONe cop was very belligerent with him, threatened him with his gun, and made disparaging comments about his hometown of New Orleans (“yeah, you know how people from there are. Gotta be careful.”) When we went to report the…

Bear be like, “Girl, you best consider yourself one lucky little tasty tidbit. I’d love to be eating your liver and crunching your bones but I was warned that Putin would personally come out here and kick my ass if anything happened.”