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My granddad had fallen arches. He had to wear special shoes.

You can't eat Papa Johns Pizza for three years and not expect to shit the bed

Best.Post.All.Day.

Honey, i shrunk Rob Ford.

We should pretend Palmer and Stanton are black so the internet can get really mad at them.

Stanton’s just happy that he’s getting an extra Capri Sun on account of his team winning the game.

Indeed. And look on the bright side; There will be discounted Seahawks gear on sale at Goodwill stores throughout the greater Seattle area.

He’s proved himself impervious to silver bullets. He has at least a baker’s dozen Coors Lights ever night.

I just enjoy that he’s pretty much always smiling. Sports are fun, dammit.

They're 8-1.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Great timing on this firing New Orleans. The Saints improve their defense, and Rob Ryan can go work as a mall Santa for the next two months until he finds another NFL job.

Ronda didn’t lose. Holm won. Let’s give her some headlines!

she got punched in the face a bunch

Look Lamar, I know Caitlyn is different, but you’ll get used to her.

Those pads are absurdly huge.

This is a ridiculous find. Thanks so much.

That’s Mike Ekeler, linebacker coach & card-carrying football nutjob.