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Re: Kevin - I approached a girl at a club the other day and told her she was pretty, and that I wanted her to be my girlfriend. We put our arms around each other and I introduced her to my friends, at which point one called her a whore. Needless to say, I went home alone. Never approach a strange girl and call her…

This guy probably thinks the Panthers are 8-0. Hilarious

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Not really. They complain often. Fortunately, I lived behind Town & Country so the neighbors weren't used to our, uh, reputation. The neighborhoods close to Minneapolis are nice, but yea, there are like 5 colleges in the area...

‘14! Nice response to fredwordsmith, down with cranky old St. Paul residents.

Gotta try the tangy sauce with those BK nug bugs

Also, my college roommate was a huge Duke fan. Like, screaming at the TV about how he would kill the refs family fan. Anyways, he's never been to Duke or a game of theirs and is the only person in his extended family to graduate college. Carry on

Tommie alum here. Just want to say, go Tommies!!

Hardy's chances of survival just increased dramatically

Do you mean Shawn Merriman??

It's better in small doses due to a higher sugar content.

Do they play the Rams this year?

“No comment, next question"

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As a fan of unnamed fellow Central division team, let me just say FUCK these guys for playing a three point contest. With all due respect

You are the best commenter. You win Deadspin eternally

He didn't even have to touch the ball man

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