lol, but the garlic butter dipping sauce is spec SAE SD (D is for delicious - I know, marketing just like DEXOS) - only acceptable for vehicles up to 1971 and quality was all over the place. With a poise of 0.01, the dipping sauce is better to dilute the glycol in the Nerdiator

^^^ this times 1000.  The concealed carry subreddits are full of these type of people.  They post these ridiculous fictional scenarios with the context of “would you draw?”.  So many people want to be the hero, want to be a cop, or simply want to be in a shootout.

Can’t say this enough. If you feel the need to be armed at all times then you probably need to reflect on your own life choices. You either need to move to a safer area and/or stop being an asshole to everyone. 

This. 1000%.

A significant issue is that handgun/assault rifle owners are largely a group of self-selecting morons. Sensible people understand the cost/benefit of owning a firearm, and realize that a gun is much more likely to kill its owner or a family member than it is a “bad guy.” Add to that the chances of the gun being stolen…

What a sad, little man you are.

You know that open carry and concealed are not the same and states have different laws, right? Stay scared, though.

Yup.

I agree. 

Some are paranoid idiots, others are just laughably insecure about wanting to look tough, and then you have the really concerning bunch that wake up every day and hope they get to live out their fantasy of being the “good guy hero” and getting lucky enough to shoot someone by being in the right place at the right…

My car knows to make a sound when I back too close to something, and it knows I stream music each time I start the engine.  It knows how far I can go before I need gas, it knows when a tire is low, so why tf doesn’t it know that when the wipers are on the lights NEED to be on NO MATTER where you live? 

How four-way stops work and being able to recognize who has right of way. It’s not a complex system, but there’s a little more to it than “he who dares wins” when four people arrive at the same time. Just yield to the vehicle on the right so we don’t get four people doing this...

Know how you can be in the presence of a bad smell but it eventually gets better? This is like being able to see that smell, but no matter how long you look at it, it doesn’t get any better.

The friends of coal one is the one that makes me mad.

The Dumbest license plate ever. Coal is not your friend.

NP for the right person. These are not nearly as affordable as they used to be, and finding one in this condition isn’t an opportunity that comes along very often. Get rid of the feeler antenna, replace the wheels, and this is both a work of art and a testament to some incredibly interesting engineering. These must…

1. How to turn on lights at night. Just because there’s some light (DRL) don’t mean you shouldnt turn on headlights for night time use.

Completely irrational and impulsive NP.

We have a few, but the dumbest is probably this one. I can’t even figure out what it’s supposed to mean. Environmental sustainability through overpriced back rubs? I genuinely don’t know.

Elder millennial here (are we still doing xennial? I can’t keep up). Even growing up in the Midwest, nobody in my age group really seemed to care about “classic” muscle cars of the 60's and 70's. Sure, sometimes you’d see a classic Mustang or Corvette and say “Oh, cool, check out that [whatever]” but it was rarely…